Dragon Mage in Monster Girl Tower by Simon Archer

Author:Simon Archer [Archer, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-12-05T22:00:00+00:00

14

“Last words before you’re locked away forever?” I asked the djinns in their new living arrangements as the girls and I traveled through the dimensional corridor inside of the Tower of Babel’s next door.

“Let me out!” Yanfajir yelled from his prison inside of the wand. “I swear, when I get out of this--”

“You don’t get a ‘when,’ Yanny.” I twirled the wand in my hand as I spoke to the prisoner inside of it. “You get ‘forever stuck inside of my fancy glow stick until you hollow out from the inside,’ and nothing else.”

“Please, O Great and Powerful Warden of Souls, we beseech thee.” Yaqtae laid the flattery on thick in his pitiful state inside the other wand. “Have mercy on us in our poor and decrepit foolishness. We are but humble maggots before one so great as yourself.”

“And don’t you forget it, Yaq.” I holstered both of them at my sides. “We’re going to be spending a lot of time together, and you’ll be using that time to learn a little humility before you become a husk of almost-nothingness.”

“There has to be something we can do to release ourselves from this torment!” Yanfajir broke down emotionally. “We are nobility! You can have anything you want from us if you let us go!”

“What I want is for you two to be inside of these wands,” I said, “and I have that. Also, that Murim Barat you guys were hoarding is mine, too. Can’t wait to see what I can do with it. You’ve got nothing else I couldn’t just get myself.”

“You little thief!” Yaqtae gasped, “That is a divine secret that belongs only to the djinns! You have no right to take it from us!”

“Really?” I asked, “I’m not allowed to do that? But when you were back on Earth, you were giving it out to humans left and right, like it was free candy from a creepy minivan, you sick fucks. Seems like it’s not quite as sacred as you would have me believe. Or does it gain a level of sacred holiness when you’re cut off from your daddy’s vast royal supply, eh, Yaqtae?”

“You will address the Grand Caliph properly, human slime!” Yanfajir yelled in protest of my disrespect. “He is leagues in stature above any djinn commoner, let alone a dirty rat like you! You are not fit to spitshine his chamberpot!”

“Is that the reason why he gave me permission to lock you two up for as long as I wanted?” I sarcastically and rhetorically questioned them. “Curious, he didn’t ask me about my spit-shining purposes when he sentenced his bum of a genie son and the ifrit manservant that genie son conned into his dirty deeds. I wonder why that is. I don’t like dealing with djinns too often, so you would know better than me. But more than that, I’m wondering why you’re speaking like either of you have any level of noble authority anymore.”

“Phoenix hatchlings!” Yaqtae shouted out a potential refutal of my previous statement.

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